Alien April!

derinthemadscientist:

tyrianterror:

theme-morphs:

ITS TIME

FOR

ALIENS

I WANT XENOSPECULATION, I WANT META ON ANDALITE SPORTS, I WANT FICS ABOUT HORK-BAJIR RECOLONIZING THEIR OWN WORLD, I WANT SOMEONE TO LIVEBLOG THE TAXXON CHRONICLES AND MARVEL AT HOW MUCH FARMING DERIN WROTE, I WANT PICTURES OF ANDALITES RUNNING FREE AND WILD

I WANT AX SHOVING FOOD IN HIS MOUTH, AFTRAN THE WHALE SWIMMING FREE, DAK AND ALDREA BEING FREEDOM FIGHTERS, ALLORAN WHIPPING HIS TAIL IN JOY AT HIS LONG-AWAITED FREEDOM, I WANT THE ONE, I WANT LEERANS, I WANT CHEE

PICTURES, ART, TAXIDERMY, META, PLAYLISTS, WHATEVER YOU CAN DO, I WANT TO SEE IT

do you have weird headcanon on xenojunk? SURE! want to draw an anatomical chart of a taxxon? LOVE IT. thinking of writing an ode to visser three’s habit of going on alien planet safari’s for more morphs? OKAY YOU MARVELOUS WEIRDO

just remember to tag it all with #alienapril so it can all be reblogged here for everyone to enjoy!

i couldn’t help the shout out to derinthemadscientist i mean damn when you write that much taxxon farming you deserve a shout out, okay?

ANYWAYS

ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear I’ll write the ending to that fic someday.

weissidian:

Cries because I just wanna hug Grunt for long periods of time 

weissidian:

Cries because I just wanna hug Grunt for long periods of time 

zemmer:

sometimes i feel like canada and australia are like alternate-universe versions of each other. like

  • both part of the commonwealth
  • both kind of forgotten about a lot
  • both have a reputation for being friendly and kinda weird
  • both known for extreme weather
  • both have frighteningly terrible politicians that no one outside the country seems to know about
  • both disgustingly racist towards aboriginal peoples
  • no one talks about the problems though
NERRRRRRRRRD - Tali'Zorah vas Normandy (Liz Sroka)

crownleys:

facingthenorthwind:

crownleys:

facingthenorthwind doesn’t have frozen waffles that’s so weird

NO ONE IN AUSTRALIA HAS FROZEN WAFFLES YOU WEIRDO

WHATEVER

YOU’RE A WEIRDO

#with your soggy wheatbix or whatever#what even ARE wheatbix#nerd

YOU SPELT WEETBIX WRONG

DORK

crownleys:

facingthenorthwind doesn’t have frozen waffles that’s so weird

NO ONE IN AUSTRALIA HAS FROZEN WAFFLES YOU WEIRDO

crownleys:

One is for the number of days it took for me to fall
two is when I knew that you would want to play along 
at three we started to see how deep we could be if we were to trust that
four our love could handle anything that came to us
and at five in the morning we 
stop
we listen, we talk. we kiss and we stare. We can’t believe we’re there
time is of the essence and the essence is of 
you
 

crownleys:

One is for the number of days it took for me to fall

two is when I knew that you would want to play along 

at three we started to see how deep we could be if we were to trust that

four our love could handle anything that came to us

and at five in the morning we 

stop

we listen, we talk. we kiss and we stare. We can’t believe we’re there

time is of the essence and the essence is of 

you

 

jeanpaulfarte:

in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?

i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete

like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”

"what sorts of plants grow on your planet?"

"i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say"

"tell us about the culture on your planet!"

"do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin"

"your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?"

"naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major"

#animorphs#you’re thinking of animorphs#Ax is a shitty student who slept through all his classes#and everyone asks him stuff and he’s like ‘uhhhh I dunno guys? I wasn’t paying attention when we were taught this’ (via raggedybearcat)

agelfeygelach:

lissabt:

In the spirit of Throwback Thursday, and in the looming shadow of Passover, i dug up two old comics i did way before i knew what a Tumblr was. They “attempt” to “explain” two often little-understood Jewish holidays, drawn in 2009 and 2010 respectively. The Passover comic is a direct follow-up to the Hanukkah comic, so i’ve included both for context.

These comics are neither accurate nor informative.

For more information on anything in this life, please consult Wikipedia.

This seems about right.

so zoe asked if they were going to die of dork when i showed them stuff today and this happened

Tumblr, just killed a zo
Put a playlist near their head, showed a picture now they’re dead
Tumblr, life had just begun and now I’ve gone and thrown it all away
(Dumm dummmm)
Tumblr, ooooh, I don’t wanna die
If I’ve not logged back in this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, cause nothing really matters.

externalrespiration:

uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

externalrespiration:

uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

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