“And the programme was a Pozzitive production for the BBCCCCCCCC!!!”
Sandi: Susan, what’s a cause of jubilation this weekend?
Susan: It’s the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee, well done ma’am, people are excited-
Sandi: Yeah, that wasn’t the answer I was looking for.
Susan: Um, well, Queen…
Sandi: What else is a cause of jubilation this weekend?
Susan: What else is a cause of jubilation? What else is a cause of jubilation?
Sandi: Are you just going to keep repeating it, or…?
Sandi: Anything else happening this weekend?
Susan: I’m getting married!
General cheering and applause. Music (The Wedding March?) plays.
Sandi: OK, so, er, because you didn’t have a hen party, we thought that we would have it on air, so everybody at home, I need to tell you that everyone on the panel are now wearing pink fluffy hen party things. We’ve got a little veil for Susan.
Susan: I just really must keep remembering it’s happening!
Susan: Is Jeremy the stripper?
Sandi: My present to you, Susan, is that Jeremy is not the stripper.